Hey friends. Welcome to ERVs first ever blog. We are about to deep dive into the world of escape rooms!  I never cared for the word blog. Say it out loud a few times. Hear it? Sounds like you have phlegm in your throat. 

How has the ER world been? We have been away. Like...away away. Sorry for that. I know we have SOOOOO many adoring fans out here. 

How has your ER life been? What about your real ones? Business okay? YOU okay? 

"So, where have ya been, OP? We don't hear from you much anymore."

Stupid Blog #1

Yea. I just came from the mouth of a deep dark hole in the earth. I was on a trek to search for a missing friend that got lost while cave diving. We didn't find him cause we didn't look. I don't like dark and cramped places so I just sorta sat at the mouth of the cave and called for him over and over until my throat got tired of the soft yelling i was doing into the blackness. 

"Pete, ya down there? Pete?! Follow my voice, Pete!" 

I would throw food down every so often but...whatever. His family wants to hold a service, but I asked them to give me more time. So damn impatient! 

Anyway, that's what I have been up to. 

I have also been doing a ton of dreaming lately. I have asked my close friends and family to not disturb me. "People seem to think I am lazy, but I don't mind. I think they're crazy"

Walking a bit slower nowadays. I want to start riding in style. Looking at electric skateboards and scooters and have been trying to control my absolute jealousy. Guess what I am trying to say is that yes, I will work for a OneWheel and won't think twice about cutting a deal to get one. No. I don't want to buy one. I want to trade my services for one. My wife looks at me sideways when I start drooling over other grown men with their little helmets and knee pads. 

"I'm checking out their ride, dear!!!" 

She shakes her head at me and gives me the ol’ stone cold stunner.  Find you someone that makes you feel like "you've never been born" and you wont have a bad day in this very short existence. 

Keep on keeping this industry interesting and I hope no one gets caught up in the wagon wheel of ideas/thoughts. There are NO rules here. This place has always made me feel "free as a bird"

Okay...I lied...we will most likely NEVER deep dive into the world of escape rooms in these blogs. Apologies.